The poor little bugger…
Out in the bush, where nobody goes,
There sits…(name)...without any clothes,
Along comes…(another name)...to join the fun,
Oof, Oof, Oof the job was done
2 months later, it all went well,
5 months later, it started to swell,
9 months later, snap, crackle, pop,
Out comes a baby with a paralyzed cock,
Ladies and gents that's not all,
The poor little bugger only had one ball!

Sex is a gamble, kissing is a game,
Guys do the screwing, girls get the blame,
One night of pleasure, 9 months of pain,
Five days in the hospital, The baby needs a name,
Daddy's a bastard, mummy's a whore,
Junior wouldn't be here, if the rubber didn't tore!

We tried it…
We tried it in the bedroom,
We tried in the hall,
We tried in the bathroom,
But it didn't work at all,
I know what you're thinking,
And it really makes me laugh,
Because all we tried to do was,
To take a photograph!!

My first time!
I'm sure you can imagine,
It's as easy as can be,
The place is down at St.Kilda,
The time is half past three,
He said, "Now calm yourself dear",
His voice betrayed a son,
"Just open a little wider"
"And let me get right in",
"It's getting a little painful,
It must be quite a size",
Quite suddenly she gave a fright,
And gave a sudden shout!
"I'm glad you're pulling it out,
STOP what you're thinking,
A dentist you will find,
It can be your imagination,
But it's just your dirty mind!

Bless...
Oh, hevenly father full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends foxy face,
Bless his hair that sometimes curls,
And keep him away from other girls,
Bless his hands for they are strong,
Make them stay where they belong,
Bless his body i love to clench,
Bless his tongue I love to flench,
Bless this man I wish to marry,
Bless his baby I wish to carry,
Bless his legs that run so fast,
Bless his sexy little ass,
Bless his punch that is so firm,
Bless the thickness of his sperm,
Bless the room, it was so dark,
Bless my neck, where he left his mark,
Bless my bed, on which we fucked,
Bless my breast, on which he sucked,
If my mother walked in,
Bless my life for it would end!